Three mischievous old grandmas were sitting on a bench outside a nursing home
when an old grandpa walked by.
And one of the old grandmas yelled out saying, ‘We bet we can tell exactly how old you are.’ The old man said, ‘There is no way you can guess it, you old fools.’ (more…)
(photo courtesy of Felix42_contra_la_censura and flickr)
It’s Monday so let’s get our week off with a good laugh!
DRIVING
> Two elderly women were out driving in a large car - both could barely see
> over the dashboard. As they were cruising along, they came to an
> intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went on through The
> woman in the passenger seat thought to herself ‘I must be losing it. I
> could have sworn we just went through a red light.’ After a few more
> minutes, they came to another intersection and the light was red again.
> Again, they went right through. The woman in the passenger seat was almost
> sure that the light had been red but was really concerned that she was
> losing it. She was getting nervous. At the next intersection, sure enough,
> the light was red and they went on through. So, she turned to the other
> woman and said, ‘Mildred, did you know that we just ran through three red
> lights in a row? You could have killed us both!’
> Mildred turned to her and said, ‘Oh, crap, am I driving ?’